Rebuilding the Mainstage

Where do I sign up? There are so many jokes. I don't know where to begin.

"Get in line to service the Savior!"

A piece for the Prince of Peace!"

What? Were Escorts for Eternity and Call Girls for Christ already taken? "Love your Lord!" Seriously, shouldn't it be Jesus for Hookers and not the other way around? I think this is sending the wrong message. Then again, Jesus had his followers but He was the one to hang out with the thieves and prostitutes...

Beware - extreme obnoxiousness ahead...


If she wasn't so obnoxious and a little more genuine this wouldn't be such a bad idea. As it is, it's a little over-the-top ridiculous.